Penguins are taking over.: Archive

Girl walks down the street:

Friend 1: Nice face girl, yours should meet mine
Girl: eugh
Friend 2: Nice Tits girl, Maybe i should give them a physical?
Girl: Pervert!
Friend 3: Nice ass girl, i could ride them buns all night long
Girl: Creep!
Me: Nice shoes....
Girl: Oh my god why thank you ^_^
 *Friends all glare at me*
Me: *Forever alone*

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And people wonder why I hate school.

Me: I want to go home.

Bitch: Well go home, because nobody wants you here.

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MCR: I am not afraid to keep on living
Society: emo
A Day to Remember: Keep your hopes up high an your head down low
Society: emo
Twin Atlantic: Just have the guts to disagree
Society: emo
The Blackout: Know you're not alone
Society: emo
Lostprophets: Everybody scream your heart out
Society: emo
Nicki Minaj: Imma slap you if you a hoe
Society: OMG she is so inspirational!1!1!11!1!!!

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I really want to go on a Java programming course,...

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When I was a kid

thatbritishmancunian: I slept with a nightlight to keep away monsters who were scared of small, low wattage lightbulbs.

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According to Rick Santorum, homosexuality is a...

I have little hope for the future of mankind if he gets voted into office.

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Florence + The Machine's music makes me calm and...

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I could be in the process of killing myself and...

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everyone: it's just a band

you: YOU KNOW NOTHING

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I really can't picture anyone having a crush on...

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I'm not happy, I'm just smiling.

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While discussing the science of sex in AP...

Teacher: And in conclusion, studies have proven that penis size is unrelated to female satisfaction.

Guy: *to other guy across the room* GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, BRO.

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first discovering a group: omfg how am I going to tell them apart

later in the obsession: omg yes that's him I can tell by his ear shape

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happiness... lol what's that

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rant about terrible day. only time I smiled was video chatting Amy & Becky. Not spoken to Deiter all day. He’s ill and I hate it when he is. I just want him to be healthy and happy and not migrainey. don’t want school. I know I’ll break down and cry.

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I'd give you my heart, and I'd let you just hold...

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